It’s starting to become tradition that the most awful, runtiest, and/or deplorable woman on a reality show now has to release her own single in hopes of expanding her career beyond the confines of whatever basic cable network she’s stuck on. Of course, these ploys never work. It started with Heidi Montag, and was followed by Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn DeLesseps, and Danielle Staub (to be fair, I don’t think LuAnn is the most awful or deplorable on her cast). Now we have the utterly vile Angelina Pivarnick from Jersey Shore, who’s just released the thought-provoking and questionably titled tune “I’m Hot.” And no, the term “hot” refers neither to the radiant heat of the real Staten Island dump nor to the temperature of whatever used maxi-pads she’s left around her bathroom.
Like the other reality starlet songs, “I’m Hot” sounds like a parody at first — perhaps penned by some morning DJ to air in between the traffic report and a phone prank. But no, this is real, and about as silly as it gets. I swear the entire thing was produced on the Casio keyboard my parents bought me in fifth grade. What’s worse is that this inane, ear-piercing gunk lasts nearly five minutes. Plus, I can’t be sure, but it sounds like she ripped off part of the Outhere Brothers seminal dance hit, “Boom Boom Boom.” Not cool, yo.
Listen if you dare. I haven’t met anyone who’s been able to make it all the way through…
Thanks to IndianJones for the heads up.